Now do you understand the charges? CO - What charges? JR - (pause, look of disbelief) Possession of illegal narcotics with intent to sell. CO - What makes them illegal? JR - (amazed by stupidity) By definition. CO - Possession of what? JR - Illegal narcotics. JR - You are being charged with possession with intent to sell. Judge Reinhold - Captain Oblivious, do you understand the charges against you? Captain Oblivious - No. He pleaded not guilty under advice from counsel, but the verdict was quickly reached, by way of this exchange, provided by the stenographer: January 18th, 2003, Captain Oblivious was arrested with over 50 kilograms of narcotics in his possession, and was charged with possesion with intent to sell. Notice on the above text “I had a sidekick?” Notice quit because he got annoyed that Captain Oblivious was not doing any work. I mean, otherwise he could have done that at any time, right?”Īfter he was kicked out of the X-Men, he went on to do some solo stuff, until he met his sidekick, Mr. “Was that a secret? I thought it was pretty well-known. The final straw came when Magneto crumpled the X-Men's headquarters with his mind after Captain Oblivious told him where it was. He was later expelled from the X-Men due to his numerous bouts of obliviousness. X recommended they give him something to do. He was first brought into to the X-Men because otherwise he'd still be wandering around Xavier's mansion. ~ Captain Obvious on The above quote “What time?” ~ Captain Oblivious on The above paragraph “All the time.” His special ability is to forget his own name. He also possesses several superpowers, including flight, although he is often seen taking a taxi for an unknown reason. He first rose through the ranks of Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters to join the X-Men. ~ Captain Oblivious on being interviewed in a vat of acid wait a second, is today Tuesday? Was I supposed to be saving Earth today? Where am I? What is this stuff?”
“People get really annoyed at me for some reason. He usually winds up kicked out after no longer than six months due to his unique condition, which is best described in his own words: Riddle me this, riddle me that What kind of dad forgets his own brat? Education and Work History Ĭaptain Oblivious is a freelance superhero constantly moving between superhero groups. Eventually The Riddler got fired because he wore too stupid a costume, and nowadays he is pestering his poor father by sending him riddles such as: Captain Oblivious also remains oblivious of the fact that The Riddler had a career as an arch-enemy of Batman. Naturally the identity of The Riddler's mother escapes Captain Oblivious, as does the whereabouts of his beloved son. Or my father.”Ĭaptain Oblivious has a son, whom he forgets procreating. ~ Captain Oblivious on having a son “What I really miss about my childhood is going fishing with my father without a rod. ~ Captain Obvious on Captain Oblivious's Uncyclopedia page “Where?”Ĭaptain Oblivious Jr. He probably doesn't know he is a superhero himself." “Here are the contents.” Why, I don't know."Ĭaptain Obvious verified this in his own autobiography where in page 2 he writes: "He doesn't know I am a superhero. Oblivious has stated on the record: "Captain Obvious says we're related, and he seems to know a lot about our mutual childhood. Doubt is still held as to the exact nature of these so-called twins, however, due to disparaging stories from both of these heroes. He is one of the Obious "twins", the other being Captain Obvious. Even to him.Ĭaptain Oblivious has gained himself fame, but he has never realised and he probably never will. What is known is that his name has been whispered in the darkened corners of the Internet since the Internet went online, and that his life is shrouded in mystery. When interviewed about this, as all superheroes are, he was found to be unsure of this himself, and only after hours of Interview - they had to repeatedly explain to him that an interview was taking place - did they learn nothing. Experts are extremely unsure about the origin of Captain Oblivious. Captain Oblivious is a superhero renowned for his failure to comprehend what is going on around him.
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